She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she misses out a word. "I want to fuck you so hard that your body drips with sweat, " I say, grammatically.

Joe Dunthorne
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This is a story that I read in a magazine for women. It tells how a guy met a girl and they became friends. He was in love with her and she liked him too. But his problem was that he wasn't good looking and she knew it and she was afraid of him because he was tall and big.

She always saw him without make up and when she saw him next time he had got make up on, she was really impressed because he looked like a model! He used to tell her that his problem was that he wasn't good looking and the only person who liked him was her. So one day when they were alone together she told him that she liked him more than anyone in the world but if he couldn't look good then no one would like him. So she told him to get some make up on that night so that he would look good the next day.

He did what she asked but when morning came, he didn't have time to get any make up on because he had to go out early. When he got out of the house, his friend asked him why he didn't have any make up on when they went out last night? He said, "I forgot to get some make up on". His friend asked why so? He said, "I don't want to take my eyes off your face!"

Source: Submarine

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